Wales

From Join Me

Contrary to popular belief, Wales is not a park that was built on the side of England by the world's last surviving Dinosaur in 1856. This is simply an absurd urban myth. It was shipped over from America last week, by the second to last surviving Neolithic toaster. It has lots of history, far more than you could fit in a Pringles tube.

The Leader has visited Wales, recently recorded in his book, Yes Man, to see a hypnotic dog called Murphy.

Wales is traditionally known for hills, daffodils, sheep, and coalmines. However, there are very few hills left, after the Conservative party closed them down in the 1980’s. All Welsh people are good at singing, but there are always exceptions to the rule, such as Bonnie Tyler. Some famous Welsh people include Tom Jones, the Stereophonics, and Neil Kinnock.

Wales has seven swings, it's own currency & hundreds of varieties of moss. Some parts of Wales are very lumpy, these are called the Humpback Wales, they are endangered due to increasingly common wild roaming JCB's, but it doesn't matter, because nobody really like them anyway.

There is a football team in Wales called Barry. A while ago, it played a Scottish team called Keith. Nobody went to the game, and so the score is not known.

Joinee Dave hails from Wales, a town called Port Talbot. It recently made 20th place in the book of Crap Towns. it was pipped to the coveted 19th spot by Hull.

There is a man in Gloucester called Phillip Wales. His favorite flavour of Crisps is Smokey Bacon.

Rufous's favourite ever Ceefax moment was when he was perusing the football results, and saw that a match at Leek Town had been called off due to a flooded pitch.

He has no idea whether Leek Town hail from Wales, but he has always assumed it does because of the leek thing.