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The events all occur in 2002 (except the Epilogue). I'm working it out roughly as follows:

  • Gallus Breitenmoser pops his old Swiss clogs.
  • Danny is sitting around bored when his mum rings to let him know the sad news.
  • Danny goes to Gallus's funeral, and hears about his big ideas.
  • Inspired, Danny puts an ad in Loot, for people to Join him.
  • Danny gets his first Joinee, Joinee Jonesy.
  • Danny neglects to tell Hanne that Jonesy has 'Joined' him, nor that he has begun another 'silly boy project'.
  • Danny and Hanne go to the Madras Valley - Hanne is not pleased.
  • Seeking advice from Dennis M Hope for the first time, Danny is encouraged to meet his Joinee.
  • Danny meets Jonesy at The World's End, and is introduced to his flatmate, who becomes Joinee Cobbett.
  • Danny sends out emails, puts out links, and creates a website, to encourage interest.
  • The first handful of Joinees send in their photos.
  • Joinee Gaz arranges a 'meet' at Chandos, only he and Danny turn up.
  • Upon reaching 100 Joinees, Danny is encouraged by his mate Ian to go for 1,000.
  • Danny begins working on a promotional poster and stickers.
  • Joinee Jade begins to have doubts.
  • Joinee Whitby first comes to Danny's attention.
  • Danny's encounter with a policeman.
  • Joinee Jade leaves.
  • Joinee Whitby gets restless.
  • Danny gets a translation of Gallus's letters, and is inspired to help old men happy.
  • Joinees meeting up in London (outside Harrods) are assigned the task to make old men happy, and provide evidence.
  • On this day (confirmed by PJ Whitby as being 27 July 2002), the Joinees are conned out of £38 by Raymond Price, in Hammersmith.
  • Danny travels to Inverness, to seek spiritual guidance from priest Joinee Saunders.
  • Encouraged to meet Joinee Estelle in Paris, Danny also encounters music-playing, card-reading Joinee Spacetoad.
  • The terms 'Karma Army' and 'Good Friday' spring up, as Danny encourages Random Acts of Kindness.
  • Danny meets a lady on the tube, and encourages Joinees to send her grandad peanuts.
  • Following an article in the Inverness Courier, Danny sets off around the UK, meeting Joinees...
  • ...eventually running into the odd Joinee Benjamin at Paddington Station.
  • Danny receives bad-news about Raymond Price, and his life of crime.
  • Danny meets Vis a Vis at a wedding reception.
  • Danny gives up Join Me, going to Malia, Greece.
  • Danny meets the Newcastle boys, who encourage him to re-instate the Karma Army.
  • Returning home, Danny discovers the Karma Army has carried on without him regardless of his doubts.
  • Danny records a Join Me Anthem with Vis a Vis.
  • The Newcastle boys hang a giant sign off the Tyne Bridge.
  • Danny goes to Belgium, to appear on TV, and recruits many Belgian Joinees.
  • Danny fails to recruit 'Arlene Baptiste' (and parent).
  • Danny finally meets his nemisis, Joinee Whitby.
  • Danny approaches the Asian Xpress, in order to diversify the Karma Army.
  • Someone sends Danny 'How To Succeed With Girls'.
  • Danny goes to Holland.
  • Danny is found out by Hanne.
  • Danny goes to Norway, to get his girlfriend back.
  • Danny fails.
  • Danny recruits Norwegian Joinees.
  • Danny is once more invited to Belgium, this time to help initiate The Ambassador Scheme in Brussels.
  • The final 1,000 Joinees.
  • Danny goes to Switzerland, to bury their photos.
  • Danny realises Joinee Jade counts against his total of Joinees, and finds a last minute replacement.
  • Karmageddon on Oxford Street.
  • Danny remains the Leader, and Joinee Whitby becomes Gold Joinee Whitby.
  • The Epilogue.

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