Younger child of Silver Joinee Kes, and brother of Natal.

Famously terrified a load of Japanese tourists in a London souvenir shop by holding an adult-sized, rubber, prosthetic-member to his groin and waggling it vigorously while shouting "MUMMY!! LOOK AT MY WILLY!!" at the age of five. Mother was to be seen disappearing to the other end of the shop calling "Rufous, will you keep you child under control please?"

Rufous blames the parents.

Also renowned for his impersonations of Mhairi ("Amaaaaaazing", "Irn Bru" etc) and a range of facial expressions not challenged since Phil Cool disappeared from TV screens.