Joinee Mem
From Join Me
Join Date: November 2005
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Birthday: 7th April
Website?: http://memmor.tblog.com
[edit] In her own words
Joinee Mem arrived on the scene after falling from the sky in a giant roasting dish nearly 22 years ago. Up until becoming a Joinee, Memma's life was spent hibernating under a rock, waking up occasionally to feast on hummous and marmite on toast. Memma is unique in that she is the only Joinee to have sent in a stick-figure drawing of herself hastily scribbled on half an envelope rather than an actual passport photograph.
Aside from chickpea-based dips and other such delights, Memma is very partial to a drop of spiced rum, which she claims makes her feel like "a real pirate gentleman". She also quite likes bad splatgore movies, getting into fights, smoking, kissing, and doing strange things with needles. She is very much a hedonist and can see no point in denying herself anything that brings her pleasure.
To conclude, Memma should be stored in a cool dark place, away from sunlight and strong flavours. She is best served with good red wine and a pinch of salt.
